Tuesday, August 15, 2006

la t3andoony!

1st off.. lets get things straightened out..

i never talk our house help!! im serious! i dont like to talk to them PERIOD! its not like y3ny min bab elghuroor aw arogance, i just hate to boss ppl around and lay out tasks! ok i DO that.. bs not to maids, porters... etc.. i feel awkward..

so till something really urgent is happenning i rarely ever talk to them ;p madreeeeeeeee oooh bs lay off .. ana chethy keefy ;p

like this once i took one of them to the doctor cuz she had red eyes and itching and stuff.. 6ol eldarb we didnt say one word.. bs close the door ;p ow ehya she said thanx when we got home ;p

hathy mo salfaatna..

so u ask.. why a post 3an khadam beetkom jiji?
ill tell u why!
cuz as am writing this post.. wa7da mnhom na6ratny a6la3 min dary to clean it up! walla bs afta7 elbab algaha 3nd elstairs na6ra bs a6la3 3ashan tahjim 3ala my room!!! ow ana min ams minba6a chabdy cuz she misplaced some new clothes i bought ow 7a6at`hom fe their original shopping bag in my closet 3ashan awadehom elsoog to finish off the outfit.. so ams i wanted to go shopping and wanted to taked them with me.. adawer.. adawer ... MAKO!! i just found the shoppin bag they were in! inzeen ween ra7aw? hal gamaw min mokanhom ow 6araw? ana fe my room maids bs e3adlon my bed ow brush ow esan3on my stuff 3ala eltasree7a ow BS.. y3ny they have no business goin thru my things..

i turned my room upside down inside out! i did find my clothes! bs ween?? i have this big bag taht i keep old tapes and stationary in.. elsan3a el7ilwa *the same maid elly imsawyat ley goose on my bed* im6al3at`hom min their bag ow imsaf6at`hom weya eljunk!!! MY GOD!!! LESH???

ok lo kanat betsawey 3amal kheir.. she could just well.. leave them ib mokan`hom or hang them! aslan she has no business openning my closet in the first place!

thats not all! -kinda turning to b one long post bs bare with me ga3da at7al6am-

am home alone.. family outta town. last week.. i was goin out with my friend.. i was running late aslan ow my friend was waiting for me in her car.. and the maid *another one* catches me 3nd elbab while i was putting on my shoes.. and asks

-maid: bacher sheno esawee ghada?
-jiji: shino zad elyom sakhneh akil bacher ay shy ana akil 3ade..
-maid: mako zayed elyom kila akal..
*dubab mo awadem!*
-jiji: ok madre ay shy.. aw ana yeb mn bara
-maid *ib nabrat amr*: enty come mit2akher ba3den ana madre shino akil!
*y3ny ana madre shino aby akil! ow ag9any bs wa7da!!!*
-jiji: khalas lama ayee agolich.. enshalla ma at2akahr

so i get home around 10.45 pm.. mafrooth inhom naymeen.. wala tanzil ley.. again tgoley ha shino 3asha.. chan agolaha ok sawey veggie NOODLES. ok khals bs intaha elmawtho3? emmm... NO!!

so next day.. i come home from work at 2 pm wala both maids fe esteqbaly.. askin me itha they should get me lunch now.. chan agol lehom la ana banam shwaya.. o i asked them to eat ow wash n stuff ow keep food in the oven and ill eat later.. *this was the test.. i didnt sleep*

so i go to the kitchen to fetch me some water to drink aroun 4.45 pm.. wala both maids still in the kitchen waiting for me to come and ask them to put lunch!! *WAAAAAY LAZGAAA*.. so again i told them if theyr done they can go rest ana mara7 akil al7een

again i go down to the kitchen 3ala 6 sumthing.. wala haaam wa7da ga3da tan6erny bilma6bakh!! la ow she was wearing the same outfit mal elsob7! y3ny ma 93edat wala tsabi7at!! getlaha lesh ma re7ty terta7een? ana getlikom akil ba3den? chan tgol no ana an6erich taklen ba3den ana roo7 foog! *FALLLIIMNY YAL IKHLAAAA9*.. so ana 3anadt zyada.. altho i was hungry ow gelt ya ana ya ehma ;p

so around 8 pm.. gelt khalas.. la budda ley mn el-akil!! chan anzil elma6bakh wala mako a7ad!! *dam3at 7izn*.. i called elsayeq.. ma erid.. i paged them on the intercom.. no answer :( ok am hungry!! ow iillllaaaa abeeehom eyebon elakil foog... keefy aby addala3 ;p

so i call them like 10 minutes later.. and ask them ina yalla yeboley akley ;p... ib lam7 elba9ar.. my food had arrived..!!! kanaw ashkara na6reen elshara ;p

fe elnehaya.. this post ma mina ay hadaf wala 7ikma ;p bs te7el6em ;p

... and yeah by the way.. she is STILL waiting for me to leave my room.. so thru this blog - that is if she read blogs ;p-

(mamaaa i did my bed.. khameet el arth! wut more do u want! i told u i already did kil shy! wut more could u ask for!! yalla scoot!!)

*hears slight knock on the door*
-jiji: haaaaaaaaaaaa?
-maid: habeeeeebtiiiii ana saweee dar!!!
-jiji: walla el3atheeeem saweeet frashy ow khameeetaa! ur no longer allowed to enter my room! ur banned forever! *victory smile*
-maid: oooooooooooooooooooooh mashallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! enty wayed zena saweee dar!! mashalla enty seer kibera!!
-jiji: *!!!* hey bs!! u will never enter my roooooooooooom!!! *turns laptop volume up listenning to sad songs by a9eel bu-baker*

p.s ya zizo ya "mas2oooooL"


Comments:
loooool a7laa shay salfaat el ekhlaaa9 .. 9ej lazga bs enty ham fileem ba3ad .. ya3ny laish yaybenhoom bala :D
 
:-\
7mara i've been reading 3abali 3endich salfa. You've got issues, hon. You reject those who love you, and the maids are madly in love with you. So what you have to do is this: accept their love because they accept you as you are. So .. la t3andeen..

ba3dain bassich soog kel yom soog kel yom soog. oo shkobrech lama al7een they clean the room for you? :-p don't you enjoy vacuuming? once a week? oo zizo el maskeen shako, 6aleeqi, laish 7a66a doobich doob el maskeen?

No cookies for you :-p
 
-common: ana mo yaybat`hom! my parents did! walla!! OOOFFFF bs mabeeey ayeeb khadam lama yser 3ndy beet

-scarlo:issues!?! theyr my issues! ee i know i did my room already mo na6rat`haa!! ow i do clean my room sa3at.. bs khadamna are maniacs! WALLA JAD!!

LOVE THEM? no honey i dont hate them.. and thats enuff lovin to me ;p
 
LOOOL I thought balqa khadamkom emsawwen balwa wa3laya mesakeen
men na7yat enhom AFAT mashallah o dobab they are
sometimes ared el bait late o i dont eat lunch o mom etenaqasli 7abebty .. fa lama arja3 abi akel "BA7" mako shay ! as'al el maid waina tegooli khalas mako
kholathena 3afya ba6en MAKLA AKLEEEEE

tara malomich ana balasht at7al6am ba3ad 7asbey allah wane3ma el wakeel
 
Hehehehe bada3tay ma3a hal khadamah but i thought u'll put the pic of the Noodles for me... Seems yummy! ;)

Looooool shefty el denya... Ana el mas2oool :P But hey i think i wanna the details from the moment u called us until hearing my voice ;)
 
ooooooH Scarloo... My dear 6aleeqa "Hug"... What a romantic moment!? :P
 
LooooooL...!!


Ooooooh aseeeeeel!! what song were u listening 2? ;p
 
jiji sorry i know im friend and everything
and i still love u

but ur such a b*tch!!! @@

y3ny 9ara7a ma tisti7eeen misakeeen !!
yabooon esa3donich feed u help u make sure ur ok ???? get ur room fancy and all with gooses around ???
lol
o ham tabeeen TIT7AL6IMAAIN !!

9ig 9ig maal 6aaag
i was reading ur post
o 7adi fawwart 9araa7a wayid wayid eksaraw 5a6ri :`(
yabela ehidonich wi6il3on mn al bait
well see how much u will tit7al6imain then :p

heheheheheheh ana 3almich en ma shayasht,hum 3alaich ;p

treat them well and nicely ok theyre humans tara o mit`3arbeen b3d wa3alaya :(
 
A Bottle In The Sea!
I know that it's hopeless to write this down, but it would be so great to find what I'm looking for!
Here it goes;

I'm looking for an adult male pure breed West Highland White Terrier.

If you have one, or know someone who has one, or know someone who could help me to find one, I'll be interested in buying it!

So could you all please spread this?

I know that it's a rare breed in Kuwait, but I would love to have it, fix your price!

P.S In case you don't know how it looks like just Google it!
 
lool FUNNY !
 
-zalabya: LOL khadamkom sij lukasts! *Spelling ;p*
ashwa e7na elly 3ndena mukhlisen ow very loyal ;p

-zizo: u n scarlo get a room ya cheapo! machyapa!

-bella: its was ma3aleena ya 7bebe ma3aleena ;p

-OJ: believe me sometimes its better off without em :/

-laialy: inzen ok mbrook too long.. NOW READ YA BNAYA!
*gives laialy the look*

-no3ik: ham ana a7ebich :*

i treat them well.. better yet MALY SHEGHEL FEHOM ;p

-Blue Ice Envy: just seen a white terrier like right at the entrance of my work.. it belonged to the gay receptionist ;p want me to go ask him if hes selling? ;p

-princess mesitza: did u see the goose on my bed post? thats how "crazy" she is ;p

-salty: eee thats how and wut i want her to do!! bs NO!! de3la ligafaa!! we have them livin with us for over 15 yrs now.. so.. yeah.. MALICH AMAL!

and talkin to them...?? i have trouble askin them to take things to my car sa3at! hal noob asolif weyahom!!
 
-bloo: ooh no.. i rarely buy a whole outfit.. mostly i match stuff ;p no one can look like u ;p
 
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