Monday, August 28, 2006
Best Read: السجينة
السجينة .. كابوس لا ينتهي
I have never enjoyed a book like this before.. i read it 3 years ago and i still consider it to be THE best book ive ever read. 7emdilla its now available both in Q8 and online after being "mamnoo3" to enter Q8 for political reasons!
A TRUE MASTER PIECE not to be missed.
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
when the mind just shuts off
picture this..
its 10 am in dear ol` Q8.. and ive decided to go finish off sumthings i had.. so i go to this area where am supposed to go get my stuff and all.. and i just find myself LOST! it never happens to me! am never lost! i wont b lieing if i told u i was my friends personalized navigator!
so i kept a7ooos ow a7oooos ow a7ooooos.. till i decided ina bs khalas i better leave and go do other things AKA work :<
so after leavin that area.. i remembered this:
THE CAR HAS A NAVIGATION SYSTEM!!!!!
its not like this car is new or anything.. ive been driving it for almost 5 yrs now.. and the navigation screen and button, heck even the wrod NAVIGATION on the monitor was THERE!!
so wut? was i high? eerrrmm... might be cuz of the 12 hours of sleep i had the nite b4 ;p
its 10 am in dear ol` Q8.. and ive decided to go finish off sumthings i had.. so i go to this area where am supposed to go get my stuff and all.. and i just find myself LOST! it never happens to me! am never lost! i wont b lieing if i told u i was my friends personalized navigator!
so i kept a7ooos ow a7oooos ow a7ooooos.. till i decided ina bs khalas i better leave and go do other things AKA work :<
so after leavin that area.. i remembered this:
THE CAR HAS A NAVIGATION SYSTEM!!!!!
its not like this car is new or anything.. ive been driving it for almost 5 yrs now.. and the navigation screen and button, heck even the wrod NAVIGATION on the monitor was THERE!!
so wut? was i high? eerrrmm... might be cuz of the 12 hours of sleep i had the nite b4 ;p
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
curtains of truth
Sunday, August 20, 2006
happy jiji day
happy u say... eeeeeeeehhhh a7eeeeh!!
well the only good thing that happened to me today was when i filled this old mans prescription and he waa goin "mashkoora ya bnaayty ow ma gasarty ow y36eech el3afya" yaa7leela.. then he took his hand outta his pocket and handed me a bunch of 7alaw ow 3looch which the guys in dawam ATE ib kil sa3ada ;p
then we were told that the water in the poly clinic and the water from out filters in the pharmacy were all contaminaetd with microorganisms!! WWOWW! and only 10 minutes ago i have prepared like 3 batches of nasal wash, infant cough syrup and antiacid!! y3ny killlllaa fe elzbalaa! ok ok.. not only that.. but this water is wut we use to make our tea and coffee in dawam!!... u say where is ur distillator? ee kharban! WELCOME to Q8 :)
now khalas i leave work.. i go to fill on gas.. after i payed the cashier.. i rolled up my window.. ITS STUCK!! GOD! its 1.30 pm! the temp is only 48 degrees!! MY GOD!!! so u can imagine the ride home! dusty windy and steamy! i was cooked.. WELL DONE might i add..
but it didnt end bad after all! i had my sweeeeee tsweeeet fidda ice cream <3
well the only good thing that happened to me today was when i filled this old mans prescription and he waa goin "mashkoora ya bnaayty ow ma gasarty ow y36eech el3afya" yaa7leela.. then he took his hand outta his pocket and handed me a bunch of 7alaw ow 3looch which the guys in dawam ATE ib kil sa3ada ;p
then we were told that the water in the poly clinic and the water from out filters in the pharmacy were all contaminaetd with microorganisms!! WWOWW! and only 10 minutes ago i have prepared like 3 batches of nasal wash, infant cough syrup and antiacid!! y3ny killlllaa fe elzbalaa! ok ok.. not only that.. but this water is wut we use to make our tea and coffee in dawam!!... u say where is ur distillator? ee kharban! WELCOME to Q8 :)
now khalas i leave work.. i go to fill on gas.. after i payed the cashier.. i rolled up my window.. ITS STUCK!! GOD! its 1.30 pm! the temp is only 48 degrees!! MY GOD!!! so u can imagine the ride home! dusty windy and steamy! i was cooked.. WELL DONE might i add..
but it didnt end bad after all! i had my sweeeeee tsweeeet fidda ice cream <3
special request
Does anyone have keys to an old car that nobody has been currently using? or a car that have been sold and u still own its keys?
why?
my cousins baby boy whos 3.5 yrs old wants car keys! dont ask! da3alat 9bayan -i think- ;p
so... anyone? car keys?
why?
my cousins baby boy whos 3.5 yrs old wants car keys! dont ask! da3alat 9bayan -i think- ;p
so... anyone? car keys?
Friday, August 18, 2006
Excuse me, where is your car parked?
so there i was.. 6 pm in marina mall`s parking lot.. 15 minutes till movie starts.. i thought id find a spot, but i forgot it was friday.. so i thought if i didnt find a spot to park im goin to valet..
so i saw this family coming from the mall headed to where the cars are parked.. so i roll down my window and ask this young man and his wife -am not racist bs thats the only was to explain it- who were not kuwaitis.. i asked them ib kil bara2a ow 6ufoooolaaa "law sama7taw ween saf6een sayaratkom?"... they take a look at me, then.. ignored me.. so i thought ina ok jiji calm down!.. then yat warahom a girl aged 16 aw shy chethy.. she was with her parents.. so again, i ask "la sama7ty, ween saf6en sayaratkom?".. also.. they were nonkuwaitis!!!! she ignores!!!! ana hney inba66at chabdy shisaaalllfaa lesh kilmaaan ignoring me!!! chan i ask her again.. she turns to me and says "sho seya7a?!".. i say "no sayaraaa!!".. she says "sa3aa?".. my face went from the sweet kind expression to WTF seeeedaa!!!! shinoooo!!! shtaby hal hablaa!!! i was screaming! and we were less than 8 feet apart!! waaayyyyy i7taraaaiiiittt!!!! leeesh cheeethy!!!! lesh!! ok atleast the girl answered me! the couple looked at me and ignored me ashkaraa!! WHY??!?!!?!
WHY ARE EXAPTS RUDE TO NON-RUDE KUWAITIS, YET HELPLESS PUPPIES WHEN AROUND EVIL RUDE RUTHLESS KUWAITIS?????? PLLZZZ I NEED AN ANSWER???
so i saw this family coming from the mall headed to where the cars are parked.. so i roll down my window and ask this young man and his wife -am not racist bs thats the only was to explain it- who were not kuwaitis.. i asked them ib kil bara2a ow 6ufoooolaaa "law sama7taw ween saf6een sayaratkom?"... they take a look at me, then.. ignored me.. so i thought ina ok jiji calm down!.. then yat warahom a girl aged 16 aw shy chethy.. she was with her parents.. so again, i ask "la sama7ty, ween saf6en sayaratkom?".. also.. they were nonkuwaitis!!!! she ignores!!!! ana hney inba66at chabdy shisaaalllfaa lesh kilmaaan ignoring me!!! chan i ask her again.. she turns to me and says "sho seya7a?!".. i say "no sayaraaa!!".. she says "sa3aa?".. my face went from the sweet kind expression to WTF seeeedaa!!!! shinoooo!!! shtaby hal hablaa!!! i was screaming! and we were less than 8 feet apart!! waaayyyyy i7taraaaiiiittt!!!! leeesh cheeethy!!!! lesh!! ok atleast the girl answered me! the couple looked at me and ignored me ashkaraa!! WHY??!?!!?!
WHY ARE EXAPTS RUDE TO NON-RUDE KUWAITIS, YET HELPLESS PUPPIES WHEN AROUND EVIL RUDE RUTHLESS KUWAITIS?????? PLLZZZ I NEED AN ANSWER???
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
la t3andoony!
1st off.. lets get things straightened out..
i never talk our house help!! im serious! i dont like to talk to them PERIOD! its not like y3ny min bab elghuroor aw arogance, i just hate to boss ppl around and lay out tasks! ok i DO that.. bs not to maids, porters... etc.. i feel awkward..
so till something really urgent is happenning i rarely ever talk to them ;p madreeeeeeeee oooh bs lay off .. ana chethy keefy ;p
like this once i took one of them to the doctor cuz she had red eyes and itching and stuff.. 6ol eldarb we didnt say one word.. bs close the door ;p ow ehya she said thanx when we got home ;p
hathy mo salfaatna..
so u ask.. why a post 3an khadam beetkom jiji?
ill tell u why!
cuz as am writing this post.. wa7da mnhom na6ratny a6la3 min dary to clean it up! walla bs afta7 elbab algaha 3nd elstairs na6ra bs a6la3 3ashan tahjim 3ala my room!!! ow ana min ams minba6a chabdy cuz she misplaced some new clothes i bought ow 7a6at`hom fe their original shopping bag in my closet 3ashan awadehom elsoog to finish off the outfit.. so ams i wanted to go shopping and wanted to taked them with me.. adawer.. adawer ... MAKO!! i just found the shoppin bag they were in! inzeen ween ra7aw? hal gamaw min mokanhom ow 6araw? ana fe my room maids bs e3adlon my bed ow brush ow esan3on my stuff 3ala eltasree7a ow BS.. y3ny they have no business goin thru my things..
i turned my room upside down inside out! i did find my clothes! bs ween?? i have this big bag taht i keep old tapes and stationary in.. elsan3a el7ilwa *the same maid elly imsawyat ley goose on my bed* im6al3at`hom min their bag ow imsaf6at`hom weya eljunk!!! MY GOD!!! LESH???
ok lo kanat betsawey 3amal kheir.. she could just well.. leave them ib mokan`hom or hang them! aslan she has no business openning my closet in the first place!
thats not all! -kinda turning to b one long post bs bare with me ga3da at7al6am-
am home alone.. family outta town. last week.. i was goin out with my friend.. i was running late aslan ow my friend was waiting for me in her car.. and the maid *another one* catches me 3nd elbab while i was putting on my shoes.. and asks
-maid: bacher sheno esawee ghada?
-jiji: shino zad elyom sakhneh akil bacher ay shy ana akil 3ade..
-maid: mako zayed elyom kila akal..
*dubab mo awadem!*
-jiji: ok madre ay shy.. aw ana yeb mn bara
-maid *ib nabrat amr*: enty come mit2akher ba3den ana madre shino akil!
*y3ny ana madre shino aby akil! ow ag9any bs wa7da!!!*
-jiji: khalas lama ayee agolich.. enshalla ma at2akahr
so i get home around 10.45 pm.. mafrooth inhom naymeen.. wala tanzil ley.. again tgoley ha shino 3asha.. chan agolaha ok sawey veggie NOODLES. ok khals bs intaha elmawtho3? emmm... NO!!
so next day.. i come home from work at 2 pm wala both maids fe esteqbaly.. askin me itha they should get me lunch now.. chan agol lehom la ana banam shwaya.. o i asked them to eat ow wash n stuff ow keep food in the oven and ill eat later.. *this was the test.. i didnt sleep*
so i go to the kitchen to fetch me some water to drink aroun 4.45 pm.. wala both maids still in the kitchen waiting for me to come and ask them to put lunch!! *WAAAAAY LAZGAAA*.. so again i told them if theyr done they can go rest ana mara7 akil al7een
again i go down to the kitchen 3ala 6 sumthing.. wala haaam wa7da ga3da tan6erny bilma6bakh!! la ow she was wearing the same outfit mal elsob7! y3ny ma 93edat wala tsabi7at!! getlaha lesh ma re7ty terta7een? ana getlikom akil ba3den? chan tgol no ana an6erich taklen ba3den ana roo7 foog! *FALLLIIMNY YAL IKHLAAAA9*.. so ana 3anadt zyada.. altho i was hungry ow gelt ya ana ya ehma ;p
so around 8 pm.. gelt khalas.. la budda ley mn el-akil!! chan anzil elma6bakh wala mako a7ad!! *dam3at 7izn*.. i called elsayeq.. ma erid.. i paged them on the intercom.. no answer :( ok am hungry!! ow iillllaaaa abeeehom eyebon elakil foog... keefy aby addala3 ;p
so i call them like 10 minutes later.. and ask them ina yalla yeboley akley ;p... ib lam7 elba9ar.. my food had arrived..!!! kanaw ashkara na6reen elshara ;p
fe elnehaya.. this post ma mina ay hadaf wala 7ikma ;p bs te7el6em ;p
... and yeah by the way.. she is STILL waiting for me to leave my room.. so thru this blog - that is if she read blogs ;p-
(mamaaa i did my bed.. khameet el arth! wut more do u want! i told u i already did kil shy! wut more could u ask for!! yalla scoot!!)
*hears slight knock on the door*
-jiji: haaaaaaaaaaaa?
-maid: habeeeeebtiiiii ana saweee dar!!!
-jiji: walla el3atheeeem saweeet frashy ow khameeetaa! ur no longer allowed to enter my room! ur banned forever! *victory smile*
-maid: oooooooooooooooooooooh mashallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! enty wayed zena saweee dar!! mashalla enty seer kibera!!
-jiji: *!!!* hey bs!! u will never enter my roooooooooooom!!! *turns laptop volume up listenning to sad songs by a9eel bu-baker*
p.s ya zizo ya "mas2oooooL"
i never talk our house help!! im serious! i dont like to talk to them PERIOD! its not like y3ny min bab elghuroor aw arogance, i just hate to boss ppl around and lay out tasks! ok i DO that.. bs not to maids, porters... etc.. i feel awkward..
so till something really urgent is happenning i rarely ever talk to them ;p madreeeeeeeee oooh bs lay off .. ana chethy keefy ;p
like this once i took one of them to the doctor cuz she had red eyes and itching and stuff.. 6ol eldarb we didnt say one word.. bs close the door ;p ow ehya she said thanx when we got home ;p
hathy mo salfaatna..
so u ask.. why a post 3an khadam beetkom jiji?
ill tell u why!
cuz as am writing this post.. wa7da mnhom na6ratny a6la3 min dary to clean it up! walla bs afta7 elbab algaha 3nd elstairs na6ra bs a6la3 3ashan tahjim 3ala my room!!! ow ana min ams minba6a chabdy cuz she misplaced some new clothes i bought ow 7a6at`hom fe their original shopping bag in my closet 3ashan awadehom elsoog to finish off the outfit.. so ams i wanted to go shopping and wanted to taked them with me.. adawer.. adawer ... MAKO!! i just found the shoppin bag they were in! inzeen ween ra7aw? hal gamaw min mokanhom ow 6araw? ana fe my room maids bs e3adlon my bed ow brush ow esan3on my stuff 3ala eltasree7a ow BS.. y3ny they have no business goin thru my things..
i turned my room upside down inside out! i did find my clothes! bs ween?? i have this big bag taht i keep old tapes and stationary in.. elsan3a el7ilwa *the same maid elly imsawyat ley goose on my bed* im6al3at`hom min their bag ow imsaf6at`hom weya eljunk!!! MY GOD!!! LESH???
ok lo kanat betsawey 3amal kheir.. she could just well.. leave them ib mokan`hom or hang them! aslan she has no business openning my closet in the first place!
thats not all! -kinda turning to b one long post bs bare with me ga3da at7al6am-
am home alone.. family outta town. last week.. i was goin out with my friend.. i was running late aslan ow my friend was waiting for me in her car.. and the maid *another one* catches me 3nd elbab while i was putting on my shoes.. and asks
-maid: bacher sheno esawee ghada?
-jiji: shino zad elyom sakhneh akil bacher ay shy ana akil 3ade..
-maid: mako zayed elyom kila akal..
*dubab mo awadem!*
-jiji: ok madre ay shy.. aw ana yeb mn bara
-maid *ib nabrat amr*: enty come mit2akher ba3den ana madre shino akil!
*y3ny ana madre shino aby akil! ow ag9any bs wa7da!!!*
-jiji: khalas lama ayee agolich.. enshalla ma at2akahr
so i get home around 10.45 pm.. mafrooth inhom naymeen.. wala tanzil ley.. again tgoley ha shino 3asha.. chan agolaha ok sawey veggie NOODLES. ok khals bs intaha elmawtho3? emmm... NO!!
so next day.. i come home from work at 2 pm wala both maids fe esteqbaly.. askin me itha they should get me lunch now.. chan agol lehom la ana banam shwaya.. o i asked them to eat ow wash n stuff ow keep food in the oven and ill eat later.. *this was the test.. i didnt sleep*
so i go to the kitchen to fetch me some water to drink aroun 4.45 pm.. wala both maids still in the kitchen waiting for me to come and ask them to put lunch!! *WAAAAAY LAZGAAA*.. so again i told them if theyr done they can go rest ana mara7 akil al7een
again i go down to the kitchen 3ala 6 sumthing.. wala haaam wa7da ga3da tan6erny bilma6bakh!! la ow she was wearing the same outfit mal elsob7! y3ny ma 93edat wala tsabi7at!! getlaha lesh ma re7ty terta7een? ana getlikom akil ba3den? chan tgol no ana an6erich taklen ba3den ana roo7 foog! *FALLLIIMNY YAL IKHLAAAA9*.. so ana 3anadt zyada.. altho i was hungry ow gelt ya ana ya ehma ;p
so around 8 pm.. gelt khalas.. la budda ley mn el-akil!! chan anzil elma6bakh wala mako a7ad!! *dam3at 7izn*.. i called elsayeq.. ma erid.. i paged them on the intercom.. no answer :( ok am hungry!! ow iillllaaaa abeeehom eyebon elakil foog... keefy aby addala3 ;p
so i call them like 10 minutes later.. and ask them ina yalla yeboley akley ;p... ib lam7 elba9ar.. my food had arrived..!!! kanaw ashkara na6reen elshara ;p
fe elnehaya.. this post ma mina ay hadaf wala 7ikma ;p bs te7el6em ;p
... and yeah by the way.. she is STILL waiting for me to leave my room.. so thru this blog - that is if she read blogs ;p-
(mamaaa i did my bed.. khameet el arth! wut more do u want! i told u i already did kil shy! wut more could u ask for!! yalla scoot!!)
*hears slight knock on the door*
-jiji: haaaaaaaaaaaa?
-maid: habeeeeebtiiiii ana saweee dar!!!
-jiji: walla el3atheeeem saweeet frashy ow khameeetaa! ur no longer allowed to enter my room! ur banned forever! *victory smile*
-maid: oooooooooooooooooooooh mashallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! enty wayed zena saweee dar!! mashalla enty seer kibera!!
-jiji: *!!!* hey bs!! u will never enter my roooooooooooom!!! *turns laptop volume up listenning to sad songs by a9eel bu-baker*
p.s ya zizo ya "mas2oooooL"
Saturday, August 12, 2006
1&1
i have sore throat :< am sick.. well not yet -7emdilla- bs balaaa3eeeeeeeeeeeemy :<
so i decided i better drink zanjabel eb laymon.. mako imkhallis :< ow fresh lemonade is such a hassle! so i go to the pantry -3eshtaw- and i saw yak o yak!! sharbaaat laaaaymooonn <3
so i tried making like 3 rounds.. of which none tasted atleast like regular lemonade!
so.. can anyone help me with the right measures?
Friday, August 11, 2006
There is a goose on my bed!
seems that our house help is goin thru an artistic phase! bed art maybe?
but the Question is:
WHY GOOSE?
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
just a thought
the least we can do is pray for our brothers and sisters in lebanon.. ad3eya and prayers are the direct linkage between god and his whorshipers..
what do ppl under siege and in war conditions need?... theyr homeless.. clotheless.. hungry.. sick and need to be medicated.. schools are starting soon and skool children might miss out on alot.. nobody knows for how long this war will last and winter is coming.. u can imagine how tough its goona be :<
we are all LOADED with things that we dont use!! not things that dont work! but things that work and look perfectly fine.. but we left em aside in order to make room for new stuff... :<
SAD??
so why dont we clean our souls with prayers and our closets with donations? any piece of clothing.. any little story book.. any toy... believe me.. its less than the least you could do.. so why be a scrooge?
what do ppl under siege and in war conditions need?... theyr homeless.. clotheless.. hungry.. sick and need to be medicated.. schools are starting soon and skool children might miss out on alot.. nobody knows for how long this war will last and winter is coming.. u can imagine how tough its goona be :<
we are all LOADED with things that we dont use!! not things that dont work! but things that work and look perfectly fine.. but we left em aside in order to make room for new stuff... :<
SAD??
so why dont we clean our souls with prayers and our closets with donations? any piece of clothing.. any little story book.. any toy... believe me.. its less than the least you could do.. so why be a scrooge?
ACT FOR LEBANON
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
identify
ive got alot of things that i wanna blog about.. but am dizzy, sleepy and KIL SHY ;p
till i get in the mood to write a REAL post.. ill leave ya with this picture..
p.s there is a prize ;D
till i get in the mood to write a REAL post.. ill leave ya with this picture..
p.s there is a prize ;D
Sunday, August 06, 2006
manzil embarak :)
due to beautification reasons... i decided i should start a new blog.. so... yeah.. 7ayyakom :)
