jiji

new new new

2007-01-15T17:42:00.000+03:00

so wuts been up.. hip and happening.. got a hair cut :) a cool bob ;p

started a new place in my work rotation.. real busy place and far more beter experience.. i get to work with my friends as well.. a huge plus ;)

i miss my blog.. i have alot of things to blog abt walla i dont know where to start!... so here is wut am goin to do.. ill suggest the topics and according to ur feedback.. ill post something ;p

-pictures with commentary

- harrasements at work "believe it or not!"

-EVUL jiji

-jiji`s gym diaries

-why jiji looks ENGLISH!! "i know!!!!!"

-red lipstick tragedy

-red lipstick hunger

-red lipstick envy

-hair problems and simple how-to-fix-it-at home bits

kefkom everyday ill look at wut uve suggested and post BUNA2AN 3ala raghabat ow 6alabat qura2ey el a3iza`a :)

Hot Issue

2006-12-12T14:55:00.000+03:00

so what was i busy doing? i was busy being a good girl basically.. whod do her job.. come back home.. rest then go out with friends.. then decided to go back to gym.. a place i deserted almost 3 years ago.. but i figured since i had nothing better to do with my free time why not renew my membership.. i hate goin there.. everytime i drive up there or even climb the stairs an orphan tear streams down my face :( but the moment am there am happy and energetic ;)

hmmm... yeah also ive been dining out also almost every night ;p ambeh.. i mean ive been to all the new places and tried maybe half of their menues ;p and yeah.. i have ice cream issues :(

another matter to discuss after my glorious return is.. MY HAIR:

its a lame plain long clad of i dont know wut.. and i wanna do something new with it.. any suggestions?

kany radet

2006-12-12T14:41:00.000+03:00

inzeen inzeeeen... kaaany... i havent realized its been this long! *kisses her blog*

for a while i was too bored and depressed and decided to halt bloggin for some time... then my whole blog (Thanx to a sweet somebody ;p) got all screwed up.. and since i hate computers and makin things work, i gave up.. plus it was ramadan.. then 3ed.. then work.. and blekh.... everytime i visted my blog i felt sick.. sick cuz of the way it looked.. all it needed was a basic template.. bs el3ayaz.. i told u i hate computers ;p

OK CHENA 6AL ELPOST ;p

sooo... last night it hit me, i changed the templet.. and here i am again :)

boy do i have LOADS and LOADS of stuff to blog about ;p... just u wait and see

p.s i missssssssssssssssssed u aaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

off time

2006-09-21T11:24:00.000+03:00

i think i need some time off of blogging.. so many things going around these days.. so many ppl dieing and goin to hopitals and stff :(

and to top it all off.. my best friends granfather passed away yesterday.. this man whom we feared! i used to think for a million minutes before i go into my friends house. .since they lived in his house.. and how i was obliged to wear 7jab even before i wore it when i had to go in and he happened to be home.. kan lah heeba sij..

allah yer7uma inshala ow e3een ahala inshalla..

thats it for me now.. hope to see u soon..

kil 3am ow entaw bkher jame3an

sssshhhaaaallliiiimmm galbaaa elly eb yalbeeesaa

2006-09-12T23:28:00.000+03:00

yakhty 3aleeha... yakhty 3aleeha ow yakhty 3aleeeha

2006-09-04T12:55:00.000+03:00

MY VOODOO DOLL..

NO! u cant hurt me with her.. bs everytime i can assign her name of a person i want to get back at or hurt and shell do the trick ;p

death

2006-09-02T13:47:00.000+03:00

just when everything seemes to be happy and we live life one day at a time.. death comes when we least expect it and snatches one of our dearest loved ones..

i just came from work to hear the awful news.. our neighbour`s mother has passed away.. allah yer7amha ow yghamid`ha fasee7 janataa ya rab!

this lady, altho spoke no word of arabic was like our gran`ma next door.. shed always send their maids to ask us to come cuz she wants to see kids in her house.. and whenever the weather is cooler shed tell her daughter to throw BBQs or dinner parties outdoors.. ever since we moved in our new house she was the sweet face we got used to and LOVED to see everytime we go inside our house, since she used to love sitting in the terace waving at us morning and afternoon anytime wed come and go.. maskeena.. am gonna miss that face.. and now.. i regret so much not visitting her that much often..

her name was Mee`hri.. but we used to call her mama koodi.. and she loved it when we called her that name..

i lost my 2 grandmothers and i was happy i still had a 3rd one.. but now.. i have none.. i know its so selfish of me to think so.. bs wut can i do.. am heart broken..

allah yer7amha and may her soul rest in peace.. amen

Best Read: السجينة

2006-08-28T14:36:00.000+03:00

السجينة .. كابوس لا ينتهي

I have never enjoyed a book like this before.. i read it 3 years ago and i still consider it to be THE best book ive ever read. 7emdilla its now available both in Q8 and online after being "mamnoo3" to enter Q8 for political reasons!

A TRUE MASTER PIECE not to be missed.

Click to view

when the mind just shuts off

2006-08-24T20:39:00.000+03:00

picture this..

its 10 am in dear ol` Q8.. and ive decided to go finish off sumthings i had.. so i go to this area where am supposed to go get my stuff and all.. and i just find myself LOST! it never happens to me! am never lost! i wont b lieing if i told u i was my friends personalized navigator!

so i kept a7ooos ow a7oooos ow a7ooooos.. till i decided ina bs khalas i better leave and go do other things AKA work :<

so after leavin that area.. i remembered this:
THE CAR HAS A NAVIGATION SYSTEM!!!!!

its not like this car is new or anything.. ive been driving it for almost 5 yrs now.. and the navigation screen and button, heck even the wrod NAVIGATION on the monitor was THERE!!

so wut? was i high? eerrrmm... might be cuz of the 12 hours of sleep i had the nite b4 ;p

curtains of truth

2006-08-22T22:18:00.000+03:00

am jiji

and I`m a compulsive liar

happy jiji day

2006-08-20T14:18:00.000+03:00

happy u say... eeeeeeeehhhh a7eeeeh!!

well the only good thing that happened to me today was when i filled this old mans prescription and he waa goin "mashkoora ya bnaayty ow ma gasarty ow y36eech el3afya" yaa7leela.. then he took his hand outta his pocket and handed me a bunch of 7alaw ow 3looch which the guys in dawam ATE ib kil sa3ada ;p

then we were told that the water in the poly clinic and the water from out filters in the pharmacy were all contaminaetd with microorganisms!! WWOWW! and only 10 minutes ago i have prepared like 3 batches of nasal wash, infant cough syrup and antiacid!! y3ny killlllaa fe elzbalaa! ok ok.. not only that.. but this water is wut we use to make our tea and coffee in dawam!!... u say where is ur distillator? ee kharban! WELCOME to Q8 :)

now khalas i leave work.. i go to fill on gas.. after i payed the cashier.. i rolled up my window.. ITS STUCK!! GOD! its 1.30 pm! the temp is only 48 degrees!! MY GOD!!! so u can imagine the ride home! dusty windy and steamy! i was cooked.. WELL DONE might i add..

but it didnt end bad after all! i had my sweeeeee tsweeeet fidda ice cream <3

special request

2006-08-20T00:22:00.000+03:00

Does anyone have keys to an old car that nobody has been currently using? or a car that have been sold and u still own its keys?

why?

my cousins baby boy whos 3.5 yrs old wants car keys! dont ask! da3alat 9bayan -i think- ;p

so... anyone? car keys?

Excuse me, where is your car parked?

2006-08-18T21:47:00.000+03:00

so there i was.. 6 pm in marina mall`s parking lot.. 15 minutes till movie starts.. i thought id find a spot, but i forgot it was friday.. so i thought if i didnt find a spot to park im goin to valet..

so i saw this family coming from the mall headed to where the cars are parked.. so i roll down my window and ask this young man and his wife -am not racist bs thats the only was to explain it- who were not kuwaitis.. i asked them ib kil bara2a ow 6ufoooolaaa "law sama7taw ween saf6een sayaratkom?"... they take a look at me, then.. ignored me.. so i thought ina ok jiji calm down!.. then yat warahom a girl aged 16 aw shy chethy.. she was with her parents.. so again, i ask "la sama7ty, ween saf6en sayaratkom?".. also.. they were nonkuwaitis!!!! she ignores!!!! ana hney inba66at chabdy shisaaalllfaa lesh kilmaaan ignoring me!!! chan i ask her again.. she turns to me and says "sho seya7a?!".. i say "no sayaraaa!!".. she says "sa3aa?".. my face went from the sweet kind expression to WTF seeeedaa!!!! shinoooo!!! shtaby hal hablaa!!! i was screaming! and we were less than 8 feet apart!! waaayyyyy i7taraaaiiiittt!!!! leeesh cheeethy!!!! lesh!! ok atleast the girl answered me! the couple looked at me and ignored me ashkaraa!! WHY??!?!!?!

WHY ARE EXAPTS RUDE TO NON-RUDE KUWAITIS, YET HELPLESS PUPPIES WHEN AROUND EVIL RUDE RUTHLESS KUWAITIS?????? PLLZZZ I NEED AN ANSWER???

la t3andoony!

2006-08-15T14:56:00.000+03:00

1st off.. lets get things straightened out..

i never talk our house help!! im serious! i dont like to talk to them PERIOD! its not like y3ny min bab elghuroor aw arogance, i just hate to boss ppl around and lay out tasks! ok i DO that.. bs not to maids, porters... etc.. i feel awkward..

so till something really urgent is happenning i rarely ever talk to them ;p madreeeeeeeee oooh bs lay off .. ana chethy keefy ;p

like this once i took one of them to the doctor cuz she had red eyes and itching and stuff.. 6ol eldarb we didnt say one word.. bs close the door ;p ow ehya she said thanx when we got home ;p

hathy mo salfaatna..

so u ask.. why a post 3an khadam beetkom jiji?
ill tell u why!
cuz as am writing this post.. wa7da mnhom na6ratny a6la3 min dary to clean it up! walla bs afta7 elbab algaha 3nd elstairs na6ra bs a6la3 3ashan tahjim 3ala my room!!! ow ana min ams minba6a chabdy cuz she misplaced some new clothes i bought ow 7a6at`hom fe their original shopping bag in my closet 3ashan awadehom elsoog to finish off the outfit.. so ams i wanted to go shopping and wanted to taked them with me.. adawer.. adawer ... MAKO!! i just found the shoppin bag they were in! inzeen ween ra7aw? hal gamaw min mokanhom ow 6araw? ana fe my room maids bs e3adlon my bed ow brush ow esan3on my stuff 3ala eltasree7a ow BS.. y3ny they have no business goin thru my things..

i turned my room upside down inside out! i did find my clothes! bs ween?? i have this big bag taht i keep old tapes and stationary in.. elsan3a el7ilwa *the same maid elly imsawyat ley goose on my bed* im6al3at`hom min their bag ow imsaf6at`hom weya eljunk!!! MY GOD!!! LESH???

ok lo kanat betsawey 3amal kheir.. she could just well.. leave them ib mokan`hom or hang them! aslan she has no business openning my closet in the first place!

thats not all! -kinda turning to b one long post bs bare with me ga3da at7al6am-

am home alone.. family outta town. last week.. i was goin out with my friend.. i was running late aslan ow my friend was waiting for me in her car.. and the maid *another one* catches me 3nd elbab while i was putting on my shoes.. and asks

-maid: bacher sheno esawee ghada?
-jiji: shino zad elyom sakhneh akil bacher ay shy ana akil 3ade..
-maid: mako zayed elyom kila akal..
*dubab mo awadem!*
-jiji: ok madre ay shy.. aw ana yeb mn bara
-maid *ib nabrat amr*: enty come mit2akher ba3den ana madre shino akil!
*y3ny ana madre shino aby akil! ow ag9any bs wa7da!!!*
-jiji: khalas lama ayee agolich.. enshalla ma at2akahr

so i get home around 10.45 pm.. mafrooth inhom naymeen.. wala tanzil ley.. again tgoley ha shino 3asha.. chan agolaha ok sawey veggie NOODLES. ok khals bs intaha elmawtho3? emmm... NO!!

so next day.. i come home from work at 2 pm wala both maids fe esteqbaly.. askin me itha they should get me lunch now.. chan agol lehom la ana banam shwaya.. o i asked them to eat ow wash n stuff ow keep food in the oven and ill eat later.. *this was the test.. i didnt sleep*

so i go to the kitchen to fetch me some water to drink aroun 4.45 pm.. wala both maids still in the kitchen waiting for me to come and ask them to put lunch!! *WAAAAAY LAZGAAA*.. so again i told them if theyr done they can go rest ana mara7 akil al7een

again i go down to the kitchen 3ala 6 sumthing.. wala haaam wa7da ga3da tan6erny bilma6bakh!! la ow she was wearing the same outfit mal elsob7! y3ny ma 93edat wala tsabi7at!! getlaha lesh ma re7ty terta7een? ana getlikom akil ba3den? chan tgol no ana an6erich taklen ba3den ana roo7 foog! *FALLLIIMNY YAL IKHLAAAA9*.. so ana 3anadt zyada.. altho i was hungry ow gelt ya ana ya ehma ;p

so around 8 pm.. gelt khalas.. la budda ley mn el-akil!! chan anzil elma6bakh wala mako a7ad!! *dam3at 7izn*.. i called elsayeq.. ma erid.. i paged them on the intercom.. no answer :( ok am hungry!! ow iillllaaaa abeeehom eyebon elakil foog... keefy aby addala3 ;p

so i call them like 10 minutes later.. and ask them ina yalla yeboley akley ;p... ib lam7 elba9ar.. my food had arrived..!!! kanaw ashkara na6reen elshara ;p

fe elnehaya.. this post ma mina ay hadaf wala 7ikma ;p bs te7el6em ;p

... and yeah by the way.. she is STILL waiting for me to leave my room.. so thru this blog - that is if she read blogs ;p-

(mamaaa i did my bed.. khameet el arth! wut more do u want! i told u i already did kil shy! wut more could u ask for!! yalla scoot!!)

*hears slight knock on the door*
-jiji: haaaaaaaaaaaa?
-maid: habeeeeebtiiiii ana saweee dar!!!
-jiji: walla el3atheeeem saweeet frashy ow khameeetaa! ur no longer allowed to enter my room! ur banned forever! *victory smile*
-maid: oooooooooooooooooooooh mashallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! enty wayed zena saweee dar!! mashalla enty seer kibera!!
-jiji: *!!!* hey bs!! u will never enter my roooooooooooom!!! *turns laptop volume up listenning to sad songs by a9eel bu-baker*

p.s ya zizo ya "mas2oooooL"

1&1

2006-08-12T22:03:00.000+03:00

i have sore throat :< am sick.. well not yet -7emdilla- bs balaaa3eeeeeeeeeeeemy :<

so i decided i better drink zanjabel eb laymon.. mako imkhallis :< ow fresh lemonade is such a hassle! so i go to the pantry -3eshtaw- and i saw yak o yak!! sharbaaat laaaaymooonn <3

so i tried making like 3 rounds.. of which none tasted atleast like regular lemonade!

so.. can anyone help me with the right measures?

There is a goose on my bed!

2006-08-11T00:30:00.000+03:00

seems that our house help is goin thru an artistic phase! bed art maybe?
but the Question is:
WHY GOOSE?

just a thought

2006-08-09T13:58:00.000+03:00

the least we can do is pray for our brothers and sisters in lebanon.. ad3eya and prayers are the direct linkage between god and his whorshipers..

what do ppl under siege and in war conditions need?... theyr homeless.. clotheless.. hungry.. sick and need to be medicated.. schools are starting soon and skool children might miss out on alot.. nobody knows for how long this war will last and winter is coming.. u can imagine how tough its goona be :<

we are all LOADED with things that we dont use!! not things that dont work! but things that work and look perfectly fine.. but we left em aside in order to make room for new stuff... :<

SAD??
so why dont we clean our souls with prayers and our closets with donations? any piece of clothing.. any little story book.. any toy... believe me.. its less than the least you could do.. so why be a scrooge?

ACT FOR LEBANON

identify

2006-08-08T00:37:00.000+03:00

ive got alot of things that i wanna blog about.. but am dizzy, sleepy and KIL SHY ;p

till i get in the mood to write a REAL post.. ill leave ya with this picture..

p.s there is a prize ;D

manzil embarak :)

2006-08-06T14:28:00.000+03:00

due to beautification reasons... i decided i should start a new blog.. so... yeah.. 7ayyakom :)